Dawn Noelle Ison is an American lawyer who is the United States attorney for the Eastern District of Michigan.
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{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
{"fact":"According to Hebrew legend, Noah prayed to God for help protecting all the food he stored on the ark from being eaten by rats. In reply, God made the lion sneeze, and out popped a cat.","length":184}
{"fact":"Cats often overract to unexpected stimuli because of their extremely sensitive nervous system.","length":94}
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