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Hamiri Patti is a village in Dih block of Rae Bareli district, Uttar Pradesh, India. It is located 25Â km from Raebareli, the district headquarters. As of 2011, it has a population of 242 people, in 56 households. It has no schools and no healthcare facilities, and it does not host a permanent market or a weekly haat. It belongs to the nyaya panchayat of Birnawan.
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